- How did the band get started?
- Why is the band called ‘band called johnson’?
- Do they really play their own instruments?
- Why is Joel bald?
- Is it true that ex-band members are sacrificed in a ritual ceremony wherein their blood is consumed by the musicians who replace them?
- Does Lou play anything else besides the keyboards?
- Does Scott still live with his Mother?
- Who was the better Darren, Dick York or Dick Sergeant?
- Is it true that Joel is an insufferable ego-maniac, prone to fits of depravity and self-loathing, and would stop at nothing to ensure the success of his own personal agenda, all the while justifying his aberrant behavior by claiming that he’s an ‘artist’ when all he really does is write stupid little pop songs?
- Why does Lou wear those sunglasses with the blue lenses?
- How did Scott become the "Tycoon of Teen"?
